Tuesday, January 10, 2006

No Offense But...

This (along with To Be Honest With You) is another saying I just don't get. If you have to say "No Offense But," don't you think that whatever follows that statement just shouldn't be said? It's like you walk up to some fat dude and say something like, "No offense man but don't you think that King sizing your meal might not be in your best interest?" Or better yet, "No offense bud but do you really think that ordering a Diet Coke with a Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese, Extra Large Fries and 2 Apple Pies for $1 will make a difference, why not go for the gold."

My point is why even bother saying something like that? If you have to open your mouth and say something that could offend the person you're talking to, just say it and live with the consequences, don't use some chickenshit phrase like, "No offense but." If you want to call some dude fat, call him fat. No offense but this post probably wasn't my best. Don't hold your breath for better stuff!
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