Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Things a Man Shouldn't Say to a Woman in Labor

1. Her: I can't do this, it's too hard.
Man: Well we really can't do much about it now can we?

2. "That didn't seem so bad."

3. "I'm tired."

4. "Is this ever going to end."

5. "I think you just sharted."

6. "Hunny, you're going to have to smile for the camera."


Can ya'll think of any others?

3 Comments:

Blogger shoes said...

i wouldnt mention that your chair is uncomfortable. dont ask for the tv remote. dont put a game on the tv. dont hold her hand....dont let het get hold of any part of you. dont ask if she has change for the soda/candy machine in her purse.

7:58 AM  
Blogger Spexial said...

acting like a fool..as usual...

8:05 AM  
Blogger Gold Nugget said...

"My back hurts from standing so long" (or any other pain you may have at the time).
"Can you get your hair out of your face?"
"Damn, that's disgusting."
"Does that hurt?"
One i personally said to my wife "That didnt seem as hard as when i had the Kidney stones right?"

11:48 AM  

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