Monday, October 10, 2005

How Ya'll Got Here Round 2!

I love Site Meter and Extreme Tracker. It allows me to write about something funny when I can't think of something on my own. Here are some of the searches that have landed people on my blog.

1. "How does Omarion Stay in Shape" - fuck if I know, but if you find out, have that fool call me.

2. "Who put the freak in the fries" - man you found me, and I thought no one was looking

3. "Puerto Rican Porn" - damn not on this blog, my parents read this for God's sake

4. "Black Puerto Rican ass" - I bet ya'll didn't know you could be black and Puerto Rican did ya? Well it's true, I have some black uncles

5. "Woman Haters" - You'd have to go to Homer's site for the different types of woman haters.

6. "Worst Jobs, Sperm Bank" - I don't think I included this in my worst jobs post but now that I think about it, I wouldn't want to be the one cleaning those cups.

7. "Puerto Rican gay porn" - what the fuck? Not in this lifetime buddy, hope you found what you were looking for.

8. "Rican Stud" - that's right, and don't you forget it damn it!

9. "Puerto Rican porn stars" - that was a long time ago and I was hoping to avoid all contact with that part of my life.

10. "Define Happiness" - dude if you are looking for this on my blog you better be bringing along some of those french fries that get left at the bottom of the Mickey D's bag.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha great post
- Spawn of Satan

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmao you are officially a fool....but you knew that already..ha!

7:52 AM  

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