Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Welcome to the Neighborhood

4 pack of light bulbs - $1.79

A pair of window curtains - $29.99

Blinds for the window - $50.00

Turning on the light to your spare bedroom to get dressed while your new neighbor across the street is getting his newspaper, while staring into your curtainless blindless window (since I was too lazy to put them up this weekend) and realizing you are giving him a full frontal shot? Priceless

Sidebar: Ya'll know I'm a reality TV fool. I was watching the Biggest Loser last night. You know the competition where morbidly obese people kill themselves to lose an insane amount of weight unhealthily quickly. Well one of the especially large men had a shortness of breath problem hence an ambulance was called. 2 ambulances show up, it seems one of the girls had the same problem unbeknownst to the guy's teammates (it's guys vs. girls) causing another large dude to say, well I know so and so is big, but he ain't that big. To quote my friend Nugget "Gold."

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would've paid money to get a shot of that surveillance style!
HA!

9:16 AM  
Blogger Gold Nugget said...

what's GOLD is you're neighbor seeing you in your full glory.

9:21 AM  
Blogger hanmee said...

I hope you moved your hips in a circle and swung it around. At least if he's going to see your whatnots, make him feel guilty for not paying you for it! ;)

Btw, notice how the guys were supportive when the guy returned from the doctor, but the girls were unsympathetic?

10:41 AM  

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