Thursday, September 22, 2005

How Does One Define Happiness?

This seems to be a question no one can answer. What works for one person might not work for someone else. However, here is one humble Rican's feeble attempt at answering said query. Happiness is...

* Finishing your drive through fast food then looking inside the bag to find a few more french fries.

* Waking up in the middle of the night, looking at the clock, then realizing you still have hours before you need to wake up.

* Finding a cure for blue balls in the morning.

* Having an orgasm that was not self induced.

* Waking up on a Thursday morning knowing that Survivor and The Apprentice are on tonight AND knowing that I only have 1 more day until the weekend.

* Flipping on HBO and finding Taxi Cab Confessions (or anything close to an NC-17 rating) on.

* Knowing my fantasy football team is in first place in two leagues.

* The 1st and 15th of every month.

* Finding out one of your especially bitchy exs now weighs close to a deuce.

* The Chapelle Show seasons 1 & 2.

* Going to the movies, knowing that you just snuck in a drink, candy, and popcorn

And last but not least...

* Knowing Baby Rican is less than 3 weeks away!


Blogger Spexial said...

hey you..give me your email address..better yet email me @

i need to talk 2 you about something...

9:37 AM  
Blogger hanmee said...

This goes w/o saying, but get as much sleep as possible and also get as much done as possible. It will be difficult to get much of anything done for awhile. Ppl always say you'll lose sleep - they don't emphasize it enough!

10:00 AM  
Blogger shoes said...

an ex close to a deuce.......a classic line if there ever was one.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Gold Nugget said...

I'm with you on the HBO soft porns, my favorites are the Real Sex Series, they got the craziest shit there.

12:48 PM  
Blogger Puerto Rican Angel said...

I'm wit you....I love cathouse and sex inspectors! Also Happiness to me is seeing one of my favorite movies, or toys from when I was a kid!

4:31 PM  
Blogger Spexial said...

congrats on the almost arrival of baby rican!!!

1:14 PM  
Blogger The Quintessential Negro said...

Daaaamn, you bout to be a daddy? Congrats man.

1:21 AM  

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