Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Asshole of the Week

This is seriously almost too easy. I was going to go with that bitch Katrina because of all the devastation she has brought with her but that was last week (man my award is just slipping by week by week). However, former first lady came the rescue this week. In case you don't know (which I'm sure you do since it's been all over the place) this woman said the following when referring to the thousands of refugees from New Orleans that are housed in the Astrodome, ""...many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this, this is working very well for them."

Are you serious? This is working out for them? Who the fuck wants to be in the damn Astrodome when your city is under 12 feet of water. Does she think this is the damn Four Seasons? There is a reason why the Astros (or any other professional team for that matter) plays in this thing. It's old, it's dirty and there aren't exactly queen size beds just hanging around. These people are trying to live in small upright chairs using bathrooms that are old as sin with essentially no shower. It also ain't like you got the cracker jack and peanut guy coming around selling shit right after the beer guy you know?

It's hard for me to have confidence in this family when they open their mouth and shit like that comes out. Congratulations B, you are the Rican's asshole of the week!

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bravo. A most excellent choice for asshole of the week. Never did like the bitch -- heh! -- and her wearing pearls and coming up with these pearls of wisdom helps explain some of the cluelessness of the menfolk in her family.

In case your readers weren't following the story, let's spell it out.

Asshole of the Week Award goes to Barbara Bush, an old lady who obviously has no compassion for even other people her age.

4:55 PM  
Blogger Janelle Renee said...

Now that's an anonymous comment I agree with! Great choice Rican.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Frankly, I think it's despicable that anyone would use the hurricane disaster and ensuing tragedy as a means to promote their political agenda.

1:22 PM  

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