Thursday, March 17, 2005

Women in Law School?

My boy Homer told me the other day that he heard a funny quote about the women in law school. He said someone mentioned to him that being the prettiest girl in law school is like being the valedictorian at summer school. This was just a classic so I tried to think of a few others analogies that can compare and here's what I came up with.

Being the prettiest girl in law school is like being the tallest member of a midget family.

Being the prettiest girl in law school is like having the best apartment in a project building.

Being the prettiest girl in law school is like having the newest trailer at the trailer park.

Anyone else got any ideas? PS: this can be interchangeable between guys and girls.

5 Comments:

Blogger Moral Turpitude said...

Being the best looking girl in law school is like being the best tasting course of a British meal.

11:37 AM  
Blogger DannyNoonan said...

like being the best bullfighter in Alaska

like being the best figure skater in East St. Louis

like being my favorite Bible passage

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

... like being the smartest conservative in the country.

1:49 PM  
Blogger DannyNoonan said...

like being the coolest person that comments anonymously

5:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

like being sure you've given the best answer in an online game. (And want credit for it, dammit!) . . . Call me Derve.

6:41 AM  

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