Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Bad pickup lines

1. Got any spanish in you? (No) Want some?

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

3. What's your fave letter of the alphabet? Mine is U.

4. Nice shoes, wanna screw?

5. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

6. I heard milk does a body good but damn girl how much milk you been drinkin

7. Are you tired? Cause you been running through my mind all night.

8. Where are you from? Prettyville?

9. What's the best bone in your body? Mine

10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


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