Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Things that make me go HMMMM....

Why is it that we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why didn't Noah swat those last 2 Mosquitos, or squash those 2 cockroaches?

Why is what lawyers do called "practice"?

Why is it that right after the cops tell you that you have the right to remain silent, they ask you why you were doing what it was that got you arrested?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why is it that if you go into any chatroom online, everyone is either a hot guy or a hot girl, are there no ugly people in cyberspace?

Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?

Why is the guy that handles all your investments called a broker?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


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